May 08, 2014 - 12:47pm


Ha, that’s weird. Looks like Drew Doughty is voting for #NHL15CoutureDon’t forget to tweet #NHL15Couture today for DOUBLE VOTES on Thursdays!

Ha, that’s weird. Looks like Drew Doughty is voting for #NHL15Couture

Don’t forget to tweet #NHL15Couture today for DOUBLE VOTES on Thursdays!



May 01, 2014 - 2:06am


I…..am not happy. 
I miss beardy.

coltongillies…..here’s the aftermath.

I…..am not happy.
I miss beardy.

coltongillies…..here’s the aftermath.


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May 01, 2014 - 1:54am


Here’s my post game video featuring my lisp and beard.
Time to shave.


3 Notes

May 01, 2014 - 12:46am


Whoops.


I’m not sorry.


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May 01, 2014 - 12:44am


fivetimesonfriday said: 5-1 fuck you and your team.

See fans? This is what we call an “asshat”.
He says he is a supporter of the Los Angeles Kings from the “east coast”.
He’s only 18 years old, a persuasive young man who has many self esteem issues, smokes marijuana recreationally, and strives for attention in the form of “hate”.

He likes to hate on other people on the internet because his life is so miserable that he couldn’t tell this 22 year old man to his face that my team sucks. Would I punch him? No, because I’m not a “fivetimesonfriday” type of person. Besides the fact that he would be out cold on the ice, if he even knows how to skate.

I’m very sorry your parents ignored you. I’m very sorry that you have never put your penis in a vagina. I’m sorry you didn’t tell your loved one goodbye. And I’m very sorry that you are so low of a human being to send a stranger 8 messages. I forgive you for doing this, I know it isn’t your fault.

Besides, I was a Kings season ticket holder for 5 seasons, was at the cup parade/celebration inside. I know Kings fans aren’t really like you. Kings fans are genuinly nice people. You’re just an insecure little kid who can’t handle his own issues.

Don’t be a “Fivetimesonfriday”, Kids. Or at least don’t message me if you DO become one.


32 Notes

April 30, 2014 - 9:33pm


Keep the teal faith.



13 Notes

April 30, 2014 - 6:06pm


GAME SEVEN - WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALSSan Jose Sharks VS Los Angeles KingsSAP Center  | San Jose, CA7:00pm PSTWATCH:  NBCSN, CBC, RDS——————————————————This Is The Shark-Tank Teal Report:

“This Is It. And Not That Michael Jackson Film….” -
There will be a handshake tonight. The Sharks face off one more time to find that fourth win in the series. Their backs against the wall, they must win, or face elimination. An all or nothing situation for the first time in the playoffs, and it’s only the first round. Since losing Vlasic, the Sharks have struggled defensivly, and haven’t found their groove until game six, already too late. Goaltender Antti Niemi will be back in net tonight. Not much to say in this situation, but may the best team win.The Kings are now on the verge of a comeback. Not quite historic, but a comeback none the less. The Kings defense has started slowing down the Sharks offense by pinching at the blue line, and the Sharks must find a way to alter that. For any confidence builder, the Sharks have gotten under the Kings skin. They must use that as an advantage. Along with the advantage, a 17,562 man advantage, it will be tough, but very doable for this Sharks squad.INJURY REPORT : Kings defenseman Willie Mitchell left Game 6 with an undisclosed injury, and will not play. The Kings recalled Jeff Schultz from Monarchs of the AHL, but it will be Matt Greene who replaces Mitchell. Sharks defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic (upper body) will miss a second straight game. Forward Adam Burish (hand) is unavailable.Don’t forget to LIKE SHARK-TANK ON FACEBOOK and FOLLOW THE TWITTER @SharkTank Blog!

GAME SEVEN - WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALS
San Jose Sharks VS Los Angeles Kings
SAP Center 
| San Jose, CA
7:00pm PST
WATCH: 
NBCSN, CBC, RDS
——————————————————
This Is The Shark-Tank Teal Report:

“This Is It. And Not That Michael Jackson Film….” -

There will be a handshake tonight. The Sharks face off one more time to find that fourth win in the series. Their backs against the wall, they must win, or face elimination. An all or nothing situation for the first time in the playoffs, and it’s only the first round.

Since losing Vlasic, the Sharks have struggled defensivly, and haven’t found their groove until game six, already too late. Goaltender Antti Niemi will be back in net tonight. Not much to say in this situation, but may the best team win.

The Kings are now on the verge of a comeback. Not quite historic, but a comeback none the less. The Kings defense has started slowing down the Sharks offense by pinching at the blue line, and the Sharks must find a way to alter that. For any confidence builder, the Sharks have gotten under the Kings skin. They must use that as an advantage. Along with the advantage, a 17,562 man advantage, it will be tough, but very doable for this Sharks squad.

INJURY REPORT : Kings defenseman Willie Mitchell left Game 6 with an undisclosed injury, and will not play. The Kings recalled Jeff Schultz from Monarchs of the AHL, but it will be Matt Greene who replaces Mitchell. Sharks defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic (upper body) will miss a second straight game. Forward Adam Burish (hand) is unavailable.

Don’t forget to LIKE SHARK-TANK ON FACEBOOK and FOLLOW THE TWITTER @SharkTank Blog!



April 30, 2014 - 5:43pm


canucks-for-the-cup:

one californian team kicks another californian team out of the playoffs to play the other californian team so don’t you dare cry

Yeah, but I’d never cheer for either of those teams.
I bleed teal. I stand by teal. We aren’t bandwagoners.

(via jumbojoethornton)



April 30, 2014 - 2:57pm


goonsquadsince67:

Saw this stat floating around the twittersphere, that’s a pretty good group of veterans with Game 7 records.

A pretty good stat, but you forgot this one.San Jose Sharks (6-0)

goonsquadsince67:

Saw this stat floating around the twittersphere, that’s a pretty good group of veterans with Game 7 records.

A pretty good stat, but you forgot this one.

San Jose Sharks (6-0)

(via slimskjeidy-deactivated20140514)



April 30, 2014 - 2:37pm


Let me tell you about Sharks fans…Sharks fans are the loudest, proudest fans in the entire NHL.Sharks fans are the game changer. Sharks fans aren’t afraid of a visiting team. Sharks fans get loud on their own. No sign, no Cartman, no organ.Sharks fans are….the seventh man.YOU ARE THE SEVENTH MAN, SHARKS FANS.BE THE SEVENTH MAN.BE THE LOUDEST ARENA IN THE NHL.BEAT LA.

Let me tell you about Sharks fans…
Sharks fans are the loudest, proudest fans in the entire NHL.
Sharks fans are the game changer.
Sharks fans aren’t afraid of a visiting team.
Sharks fans get loud on their own. No sign, no Cartman, no organ.
Sharks fans are….the seventh man.
YOU ARE THE SEVENTH MAN, SHARKS FANS.
BE THE SEVENTH MAN.
BE THE LOUDEST ARENA IN THE NHL.
BEAT LA.



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